Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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