She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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