I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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