your thong is hanging out like whoa
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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