Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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