also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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