That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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