I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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