That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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