Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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