worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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