We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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