She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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