I wish i was in the wii world.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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