at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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