Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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