How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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