If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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