I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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