I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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