There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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