i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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