I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
God, I missed his penis.
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