Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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