My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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