By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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