I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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