so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
