PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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