she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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