he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
did i walk over a car last night?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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