I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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