You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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