We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Bring me that man meat
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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