I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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