Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
high people should be assigned attendants
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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