i permit you to call me
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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