just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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