I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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