I think i sorta joined a cult last night
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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