I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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