scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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