you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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