At least make sure they are 18
Why
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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