Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Terrible idea I love it
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Randomize
