NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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