Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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