Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
my poor anus
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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