So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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