We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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