She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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