we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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