I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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