I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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