nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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