This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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