can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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