is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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