Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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